| Name | Guess |
|---|---|
| Aaron | Kathleen "Bird" York and Michael Becker, "In the Deep" (Crash) |
| ADA | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Alan deLespinasse | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Alex | Jordan Houston et al., "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" (Hustle & Flow) |
| Bonk | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Caitlin | Jordan Houston et al., "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" (Hustle & Flow) |
| Christine Festa | Kathleen "Bird" York and Michael Becker, "In the Deep" (Crash) |
| Cibbo | Kathleen "Bird" York and Michael Becker, "In the Deep" (Crash) |
| Cristina | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Dawn Dawn | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Don Peters | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Dr. Thaddeus T. Billeaux | Jordan Houston et al., "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" (Hustle & Flow) |
| Frank | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| G Money | Kathleen "Bird" York and Michael Becker, "In the Deep" (Crash) |
| ihaveseenNOTHING | Jordan Houston et al., "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" (Hustle & Flow) |
| Jamez | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Janet | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Jax | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Jenn Braun | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| John S | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Jon Kartt | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Julie Kane | Kathleen "Bird" York and Michael Becker, "In the Deep" (Crash) |
| just guessing | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Keely Beck | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Leah | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| LF | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Lissette Lavin | Jordan Houston et al., "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" (Hustle & Flow) |
| Loser | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Magazine: Entertainment Weekly | Kathleen "Bird" York and Michael Becker, "In the Deep" (Crash) |
| Magazine: Roger Ebert | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Magazine: The Tech | (none) |
| Mark Rousculp | Kathleen "Bird" York and Michael Becker, "In the Deep" (Crash) |
| Mesokurtic | Jordan Houston et al., "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" (Hustle & Flow) |
| Mike is Clueless | Kathleen "Bird" York and Michael Becker, "In the Deep" (Crash) |
| Nikki | Jordan Houston et al., "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" (Hustle & Flow) |
| not tanis | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| opus | Kathleen "Bird" York and Michael Becker, "In the Deep" (Crash) |
| Rach | Jordan Houston et al., "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" (Hustle & Flow) |
| Rachel Adler | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Sheri Rawlings | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| SirRogue | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Steph's WAGs | Kathleen "Bird" York and Michael Becker, "In the Deep" (Crash) |
| Tauntaun | Kathleen "Bird" York and Michael Becker, "In the Deep" (Crash) |
| Tim Power | Jordan Houston et al., "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" (Hustle & Flow) |
| Tree | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
| Uuuh, yup | Dolly Parton, "Travelin' Thru" (Transamerica) |
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