| Category | Steph can't remember the last theater she was in's Guess | Actual Winner or group consensus | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| Actor in a Leading Role | Cillian Murphy, Oppenheimer | Cillian Murphy, Oppenheimer | 3 |
| Actor in a Supporting Role | Robert Downey Jr., Oppenheimer | Robert Downey Jr., Oppenheimer | 3 |
| Actress in a Leading Role | Lily Gladstone, Killers of the Flower Moon | Emma Stone, Poor Things | - |
| Actress in a Supporting Role | America Ferrera, Barbie | Da'Vine Joy Randolph, The Holdovers | - |
| Director | Christopher Nolan, Oppenheimer | Christopher Nolan, Oppenheimer | 3 |
| Picture | Oppenheimer | Oppenheimer | 3 |
| Adapted Screenplay | Barbie | American Fiction | - |
| Animated Feature Film | Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse | The Boy and the Heron | - |
| Cinematography | Killers of the Flower Moon | Oppenheimer | - |
| International Feature Film | Io Capitano (Italy) | The Zone of Interest (United Kingdom) | - |
| Original Screenplay | The Holdovers | Anatomy of a Fall | - |
| Original Song | Billie Eilish and Finneas O'Connell, "What Was I Made For?" (Barbie) | Billie Eilish and Finneas O'Connell, "What Was I Made For?" (Barbie) | 2 |
| Animated Short Film | Letter to a Pig | War Is Over! Inspired by the Music of John & Yoko | - |
| Costume Design | Barbie | Poor Things | - |
| Documentary Feature Film | To Kill a Tiger | 20 Days in Mariupol | - |
| Documentary Short Film | The ABCs of Book Banning | The Last Repair Shop | - |
| Film Editing | Oppenheimer | Oppenheimer | 1 |
| Live Action Short | Invincible | The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar | - |
| Makeup and Hairstyling | Maestro | Poor Things | - |
| Original Score | Killers of the Flower Moon | Oppenheimer | - |
| Production Design | Barbie | Poor Things | - |
| Sound | Maestro | The Zone of Interest | - |
| Visual Effects | Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 | Godzilla Minus One | - |
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